Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Zen Master Appreciates Cowboy Romance

Phil Jackson is a man of serenity, round ball, and hearty wilderness erotica.

But unfortunately for the bearded wonder, the NBA didn't take too kindly to the Lakers coach's remarks following a loss to San Antonio Tuesday night.
"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games."
In a related story, immediately following the press conference, John Amaechi's agent contacted Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak about getting a playing contract signed before December 13: the next time the two teams meet.

NBA: Jackson's comments in 'poor taste' [Associated Press, via USA Today]

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