Kempt, Leaf, Roper, Olson, and Rasshan lit up the secondary to the tune of 15 for 56 passing, 169 yards, 0 touchdowns, 5 interceptions and 10 sacks.
Calling that aerial assault the Speed II: Cruise Control of gunslingage would be an insult to KeanO*.
Dennis Dixon would have accounted for more points playing in a casket, buried under the turf.
At least for the fans' retinas sake, the Ducks weren't wearing their crossing guard vests.
*Oh wow that's right, even Johnny Utah was too good for that naughty nautical narrative.