Do you have respect from your community? Is your bridge game the only thing you have to look forward to? Are you constantly promised a golden opportunity as long as you keep doing what you're supposed to do?Well, conform no longer ye ol' working stiffs out yonder. You can grab your destiny by the Good N' Plenties. Shed that Men's Wearhouse unitard, grab some musty sweatsuit articles and in no time you'll be able to upgrade that Segway to a Sebring convertible!
After all, the panhandlers dress code works in the NFL, and everyone knows the league is the perfect microcosm of the corporate world. Those who wear the suit and tie, i.e. Mike Nolan/'the old you'? They are relegated to a six-game losing streak/six straight Saturdays stuck at the office. Those with the vagabond approach, i.e. Bill Belichick/'the new you'? Nine-straight wins/pay raise to eat cheetos and play tetris.
So, if you're looking for a change, think
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