So Bobcat forward Adam Morrison is most likely out for the season with a torn
- Head to the Paragon and help Jerry film a bootlegged copy of Cry, Cry Again for Brody.
- Play drums in a Beatles cover band. Name the group: J.J. and I's Anal Beadles.
- Eat a candy bar when your insulin levels are low, and shoot insulin when your blood-sugar level is low, to see if you can get a buzz.
- Sit in the luxury box with MJ during home games, gamble profusely, shed tears while there is still time on the clock, before you've lost.
- Practice defense by playing NBA Live.
- Take up gardening, maybe plant some radish seeds. Conserve water by crying on the soil.
- Learn how to be an ambassador for the game from sensai Lorenzo Mata.
- Take a trip back to Spokane, trip balls with Josh Heytvelt.