The Summer of Adam

So Bobcat forward Adam Morrison is most likely out for the season with a torn labia ACL. After a productive rookie year on offense (11.8 ppg) and a manikin effort on defense, what is everybody's favorite young, mop-topped, whisker-stached, diabetic basketbawler to do with all the free time? We thought we'd toss out a few suggestions:

• Head to the Paragon and help Jerry film a bootlegged copy of Cry, Cry Again for Brody.
• Play drums in a Beatles cover band. Name the group: J.J. and I's Anal Beadles.
• Eat a candy bar when your insulin levels are low, and shoot insulin when your blood-sugar level is low, to see if you can get a buzz.
• Sit in the luxury box with MJ during home games, gamble profusely, shed tears while there is still time on the clock, before you've lost.
• Practice defense by playing NBA Live.
• Take up gardening, maybe plant some radish seeds. Conserve water by crying on the soil.
  
• Learn how to be an ambassador for the game from sensai Lorenzo Mata.
• Take a trip back to Spokane, trip balls with Josh Heytvelt.
• Repeat.