Monday, January 7, 2008
No (Fish) Guts, No Glory
After watching Saturday's Seahawks/Skins NFC Wildcard matchup, it's become apparent to us that the amount of fish tossing just isn't prevalent enough during national broadcasts in Seattle.
Why settle for just one before the game starts? The more dead fish soaring through the air, the merrier, we say.
So please, producers, next time heed us on the advice and cut to a spiraling salmon shot every time:
♠ Shaun Alexander carries the ball.
♠ A Hasselbeck mustache sequence airs.
♠ Starbucks gets mentioned.
♠ Holmgren starts eating the playchart.