Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Falcons Want Carroll; Stepson Wants Flour Baby

Arthur Blank and the Falcons are interested in hiring Pete Carroll away from USC and the song girls. But due to the fact that little Petey is better suited to stroke a dead parakeet's duct-taped head than to head coach pro ball, he'd be guano crazy to take the gig in Hotlanta.

You could say it'd be the job-selection equivalent of the sapsucking stepson's sideline ball-grabbing soirees.

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