Patrick Willis leads the NFL in tackles, by a lot.
If not today, then definitely by this time next year, Patrick Willis will be the best player in the league.
Patrick Willis can outrun an ostrich, and out-destruct a wrecking ball.
Urban Dictionary is considering changing the 'skullfucking' entry to 'Willising.'
Patrick Willis can make a vice grip fumble just by staring at it.
Kellen Winslow Jr. is a "soldier," Patrick Willis is an army.
Patrick Willis can snap Chuck Norris' leg by teabagging the firecrotch's roundhouse kick.
