Todd Helton shouldn't have a batting avg, he should have a batting outstanding

Watching a guy impersonate Dane Cook is like swallowing a double edged sword. You'll not only have to digest the faux-enthusiastic voice, but the obnoxious tone as well. If you think you're man enough, be our guests. Nice work from SNL here, and from The Big Lead for big leading us to the clip.

THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ALL TWELVE MONTHS!