It appears ESPN has fired its alliterative slogan writing staff, and lazily begun relying on car company PR think tanks. We're sure by now you're familiar with their New England Patriots/Lexus [Passionate] Pursuit of Perfection gem. Well, here are the rest of the worldwide leader's car-motto-turned-NFL-team descriptions that have yet to be unleashed upon the Bottom Line:Cincinnati Bengals (via Toyota): Moving Backward
Miami Dolphins (via Nissan): Shit_
Minnesota Vikings (attn: Fred Smoot, via Dodge): Grab Life by the Double-Headed Dildos
Kansas City Chiefs (via General Motors): We Are Professional Grade Horse Manure
Baltimore Ravens (via Chevrolet): An Offensive De-evolution
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