It took us a while to get over the non-gimmick, non-image philosophy over at Fire Joe Morgan, but we've cautiously made the turn. It's a little scary to read a blog that gets by on just solid content alone.
The fact that one of the head writers is Mose Shrute however is just a beat-tastic plus.
We are the sports reporting equivalent of scrotal duct tape-peeling euthanasia. Our sources are worse than Kirk Herbstreit's. Our investigative techniques more perverse than Carl Monday's. We ride shotgun to BK drive-thrus with Joe Cullen. We are the 'shrooms that Josh Heytvelt eats, the 'Goose that Mo Clarett drinks. We will snipe your neurons, metaphorically. And dumb you down with bad metaphors, literally. Welcome to our dungeon.
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